Camp Closeted

Chapter 48: Unicorn Vomit

I was tiredly humming to the song that was playing as Romeo was still loudly breathing for being so exhausted in trying to stuff my body into his car.

My body was slumped in the most uncomfortable position ever but I couldn't find the energy to even care.

"I can't breathe." I murmured, Romeo not hearing me as he just began to drive with a subtly angered facial expression. "I can't breathe!" I loudly slurred out as I crinkled my face.

Romeo sharply exhaled in frustration as he looked down at me. "Then fix your posture, dumb fuck." He harshly let out.

"You're such a bully!" I exclaimed like a baby as I felt extremely lazy. "I don't like bullies."

"I don't like irresponsible drunks." He quickly responded back with a sharpened tone.

"Wow you-what did-ugh you're just a little sassy pants aren't you mister!?" I struggled to talk, my body finally getting up to be in a more comfortable position.

Romeo didn't answer as I carelessly sang with the song I've never heard before in my life. I was practically singing gibberish and I loved it. "I like this song, who sings this?" He remained quiet, making me frown. "Hello! Is anybody there?"

He quickly snapped. "Fuck! Just look at the small screen! I'm trying to drive away from here."

"I'm trying to drive away from here." I annoyingly imitated him as I glanced at the screen. "J-Jheene Aiko, while we're young. This song is so good!" I chirped happily as my head swung back and forth to the soft music.

"Jhené." He corrected.

"Huh?" I breathed.

"It's pronounced Jhené not Jheene." He continued.

"Why is your hair so curly?" I asked out of nowhere.

"Why is your mouth always talking?" He rapidly replied.

"Why isn't yours talking?"

"Why are you such an annoying little bitch?"

"W-why are you such a mean little bitch?"

"Why are you asking me so many questions?"

"Why are you asking me questions back?"

"Why are you so gay?"

"W-why are you so straight?"

"I'm not." He blurted out, quickly making me quiet as I genuinely wasn't ready for him to say that.

Complete silence emitted throughout the car as I processed what he just said. The soft song just kept playing in the background, making me quickly hum to it again.

As I was humming to the music, it felt like it rapidly triggered something in me. I felt like the song was so nostalgic of something and i couldn't handle how much emotions it started to make me feel.

All of a sudden, it felt like the melancholic song was choking me as I felt tears start to stream down my cheeks. I loudly sniffed as I tasted the salt of my tears not stopping from flowing out.

Romeo quickly glanced at me, his face immediately crinkling the second he saw my face completely soaked in tears. "Are you seriously crying right now? The fuck is wrong with you?" He asked, audibly annoyed. "What are you even crying about?"

deep breath before speaking, my mouth exploding

So Jesse has an ex boyfriend named Tristan and he's really hot

lying if I said I didn't like kissing them both. Jesse is so aggressive and forceful when he kisses me a-and he tastes like piña colada and his ex Tristan is a lot more gentle and kind and he tastes like strawberries

also you're so cute and I hate seeing you hate yourself for being gay because you're perfect just the way y-you a-are and I j-just want you to know that

don't even remember anything I just

as he just stared at the road completely wide-eyed. My rant

really didn't feel

my car, I might actually end up killing you." He quickly parked

would actually be filled with throw up. I opened the car as I quickly

throw up as the colors were surprisingly a mixture of many different

bother to stop throwing up. I felt like complete shit as I just dropped myself to the

extremely blurry and teary-eyed vision glanced at Romeo from inside his car. "Y-you can go!" My voice cracked as I waved him off. "You don't have to wait for me! I'll

swinging and I felt extremely dizzy. All of a sudden, I convulsed back to my position as I continued

living breathing Niagara

heard Romeo loudly curse to himself as he quickly got out of the car and began to walk towards my body. "You should really consider not drinking again because you're

to throw me back inside his car. "S-sorry." After Romeo threw me back inside his car, my jam quickly started to play. "I'm so into you! I could barely breathe!" I sang straight out of my

driver's seat as he just deeply sighed, my voice softening. "C-can we

tired of your bullshit, I don't even know why I'm dealing with this right now! I'm spending my Saturday night babysitting a drunk and I'm so fucking tired of it! Fuck you and you're pizza! We're not getting pizza!" I couldn't help but laugh as

silent, the only thing making noise now

licked my lips as he

brightly smiled at us. "Seeing you handsomes at this time surprised me more than a bee in a hornet's nest. What can I get for

as Romeo tiredly planted his face into

it myself!" She loudly

2 large pepperoni pizzas." Romeo angrily blurted out as I immediately

wanted pepperoni!" I badly stuttered as I threw my

"So yea, just 2 large pepperoni pizzas please." He quickly added as he

I loudly laughed as

sorry about him acting

turned towards me as she pouted. "Oh no sugar, bless your heart." She talked to me like a lost puppy. "Tell you what, I'll get to fixin up those two pizzas and I reckon there's nothing warm water, honey, and a little squeeze of a good ol'

sounds really good! Thank you!" I threw her the biggest grin ever

sugar!" She buried her notepad back into her pocket. "I'll be right back!"

calm music, the woman finally came

cheered, the woman quietly

giving us our own individual pizzas. "And here is that drink I fixed up for you sugar, hopefully it helps alright?"

grin as she smiled back, watching her

quickly moaned out, making Romeo throw me a dirty look as he was eating his pizza a lot more civil than me.

exclaimed, catching some

just focused on eating. I quickly sipped out of my drink as it

so much satisfaction happening to me all at once. There's only

eat like that?" Romeo awkwardly spoke as he slowly chewed

mumbled out as I innocently tilted my

at me, feeling sauce spread throughout my cheeks.

plate as it just made

judge of that then." Romeo blurted out with a serious tone as my hands quickly scurried towards my plate, my mouth sloppily carrying the pizza slice I just took

as

smirk as I began to cry out now, his hand successfully

watched him dramatically take a bite out

deep charming voice moaned out, his hazel eyes

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