The Bad Boy And The Mermaid

Hunter

“Don’t look at me like that,” I told Fred who was staring at me as if I’d spoken in Chinese.

“I guarantee you will eat your words when you see her,” Fred said.

And for the first time in my life, I saw what a pissed off Fred looked like. And somehow his mood-swings were getting to me too. They wanted to give me half-truths and also get mad when I uttered a word. They remembered everything, I didn’t. Someone needed a reality check and fast.

“Even though we’re married, I don’t know this woman. What if I don’t get my memories at all? How do you expect I spend my life with her?” I asked.

He wasn’t going to answer me, frustrated; I put the car into drive and drove to my house. The miles stretched on with no words exchanged between us. He thought I was that shallow asshole who’d suddenly change my words when I saw just how pretty she was. And that’s the thing. I didn’t care what she looked like, okay…maybe I was curious, like A LOT but that didn’t change the fact that I wouldn’t want to spend my life with a woman I didn’t know.

When we entered my house, I decided to break the silence because it was getting unbearable. “Okay, I’m sorry for what I said. I guess I’m just tired of thinking of all the possibilities that this might go to shit.”

“If you’re going to keep up with your attitude, it sure will go to shit, maybe even the sewer.” He commented, following me upstairs.

Leslie was right behind us, wagging his tail begging Fred for belly-rubs.

“Alright.” Fred put his hands on his waist, “where did you want to start?”

“I searched through most rooms; the bedrooms, the living area, and the basement. Found nothing there.”

“Have you checked the attic?” Fred asked.

“Nope.”

“Then that’s where we start.” He suggested.

“You have to understand why it’s so hard for me to believe that I married someone. It’s like she was never here. If she lived with me, how did she not leave anything behind? Clothes, makeup, you know, women stuff.”

Fred shrugged, “I don’t know, man. It’s so shady.”

We climbed the stairs to the attic together. The door was locked and I didn’t remember where I left the key. Fred picked the lock easily with a sharp-pointed object, and the door gave away. I wanted to ask him how he’d acquired the skills of a thief but thought better of it since I didn’t want to piss him off more than I already had.

“You gonna help me look through these or are you just gonna stand there looking pretty?” He taunted me as he dived into a box.

of making me feel like crap was getting on my nerves. He

look into this one.” I found another dusty old box and sifted through

books, toys, and other useless things started to pop up. An hour passed and both

old dusty shelves. Something about that box was odd. When I pulled the box down on the

opening a box of Pandora. Inside the box was an instant photo camera and

of me taken in a restaurant. I had a huge smile on my face, the kind of smile that I didn’t think I ever had, and

No one.

looking at the invisible being beside me. Feeling uncomfortable, I shifted to the next picture. This time it was a selfie. Clearly, there had to be a person posing with me and yet I

picture

area, I was dressed as a groom and I obviously looked like I was over the moon, holding hands with the air beside

at these...” I

whatever he was doing and reached out

I asked him. “My

of these pictures and I can swear she was with you. I don’t know how someone can just disappear from a picture like

ghost.” I completed

is some kind of

knew the exact meaning of the word “ghosting” on someone until these pictures.” I gave

a worried look. He thought I’d changed personalities from Mr. Perfect-Married-Guy to Mr. Loony Toons. Heck, he wasn’t even wrong to believe that. If I didn’t put these missing pieces of my life together and manage to find my “supposed” wife, I

the box. I needed a clue, any clue that could revive

didn’t possess a pair of legs. This was a mermaid. The painting was breathtaking, and just clearly conveyed one message; that the painter was completely in love with the woman he’d painted. Her blue hair was glossy and shining, her eyes a mixture of azure and emerald, glimmering like rare expensive

This was my style.

This was my painting.

a hard time believing it, much worse I still

I couldn’t remember her.

possible that I’d married such a beautiful woman or

her would be similar to Marilyn Monroe marrying her

Fred...” I called to him

serving me properly, I had basic morals to understand that this was still far too intimate to show it to a male friend. Her tits were practically on display. I was sure that the pre-accident Hunter would kick my butt to the end of this planet if I showed

in

“Nothing. Sorry, I can’t show it to

“Why not?”

it’s a painting of my naked wife