Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken
A deal With the Guards
[I offer my sincerest apologies~~~~!!!]
I was deeply bowing my head (in my heart at least!).
We were being detained in the guard station of the dwarven gatekeepers.
After causing an uproar to such an extent, it was somewhat obvious that I
wouldn't be declared innocent and released on the spot.
The dwarf guardsmen had come rushing over and instantly surrounded all
of us that were involved.
Although...my previous opponents of 5 were perfectly knocked out, so I
felt like it was just me being trapped in that circle.
That was it! I should secretly turn back into a slime and.... Run away.
I thought to myself, Eureka!'.
But as I returned to my slime form and attempted escape...
Grab!
My body was abruptly seized, and then a feeling of being suspended came
over me.
I was so easily captured...
The soldier-san who caught me was smiling with a face that said, Where
do you think you're going?'
But I could tell by the bulging vein in his forehead, that he wasn't happy in
the least.
[Wai-, I haven't done anything you know! I'm also a victim in this matter!]
I tried pleading the way Gobuta-kun would, however...
[Uh huh. Is that right! All the same, I'll listen to your story at the guard
station! You'd better not think about running away!]
He still wore that wonderful smile, even as he warned me.
It might be a better idea to just give in...
Suddenly I thought to myself, What's Gobuta-kun doing right now?', and
when I looked around...
I saw that even now, his eyes were still closed and his ears covered.
...That idiot! What was he thinking?
No wait...he was probably not thinking at all. He was a ninny after all.
While feeling somewhat amazed, I called Gobuta-kun over.
And this was how we were dragged away to the guard station.
The order of how events played out that time!
First, I was forced into a fight!
Second, I transformed into a wolf!
Third, I let out a howl at a teensy bit loud volume.
How about it? I'm not to blame right?
With that in mind, I sneaked a quick look up at soldier-san.
As ever, he was still wearing that wonderful smile.
His beard was a fine match with his good natured and hearty looks.
It's such a pity though~, if only those veins on his forehead would calm
down...
[Uhm~, why was I brought along with you?]
[You i-di-ot! What are you saying? Because you got involved in that mess,
we are the ones getting reprimanded!]
[Eh?! So that's what happened! I'm really sorry.... I caused alot of troubles
again....]
[Well, it couldn't be helped this time, but make sure to be more careful
next time alright?]
Whew. I think I fooled him somehow. What I used just now was the
ultimate skill, "shifting blame"!
*Original text is 人®. I'm pretty sure it has to do with controlling blame, but not completely
sure. If you know what it means please let me know
This was an advanced social technique which you could master only after
many years of life experience. The trick was to not let the other party
suspect you.
It was considerably difficult to use!
*If you're wondering what that accomplished, the guard's mood got a little better, I guess
Moving on.
Actually, while I did jokingly recount how the incident had occurred, it
was mostly quite accurate.
Using the information they gained from the witnesses, the guards had also
reached the same conclusion as how I had described it.
I felt that their attitudes towards me had become softer to a certain extent.
[Now. About that demon wolf. What was it?]
Asking the question was the soldier-san who was in charge of the
investigation.
What did he mean by what it was?
The name of its species?
[Let's see, the name of that wolf species is-...]
[Not that. I don't need to know the name of its species, or anything like
that. Why did that kind of demon appear in that place? To begin with,
where did it come from and where did it go? Speak of everything you
know!]
Mm?
Although I told them I transformed into the wolf, it seems they don't
believe me?
As a rule, heroes hide the fact that they can transform, but I'm no hero.
That was why I had openly talked like a chatterbox, and yet...
[No...now see here, I'm telling you that it was me who transformed into
that wolf!]
[Ha~. Really, I get that it's rare for a slime being able to talk, but
transformation?]
[Wait wait, then should I show you I can do it?]
[Hmph. Well whatever. However, let's say for arguments sake that the wolf
really was you. Why can you transform? Aren't you a slime?]
Eh?
Confronted with such a question, how should I reply?
Honestly answering, It's a unique skill!', would be a foolish move. If I did
that, it would put me on the same level as Gobuta-kun.
Think!
Come up a good explanation right this moment, me!!!
[To tell you the truth...a magician cast a curse on me. I think it was done
out of jealousy for my talent.... Back then, I was a user of illusion magic.]
huh. Cursed by a
I had learned a number of illusion spells
an evil
on a journey to find a method to break the curse on
how
this evil magician? Why
but instead cursed??]
if
was
was reasonable I suppose. If he believed me just like
better than a
then on, a seemingly never ending
time of non-stop offense and defense
between me and soldier-san.
.
.
.
exchange of words between the
a never-before heard of
story about a certain beautiful girl, who was cursed by an evil
into
mean for it turn out that way, but in the midst of responding
of soldier-san's pinpoint questions, I had given
exceedingly strange story.
I was the young maiden who was a prodigy
magic. She was cursed by a witch
or so it
may ask, how did it
something odd,
in the
fixing up my story
how it was!', it
end of it, we had exchanged looks
I had no
said, but our feelings got across
evidence (though the
Thanks for your co-operation! By the way,
...]
Slam!
Down at the mines, an Armorsaurus appeared!
several miners who were picking ores have already
this Armorsaurus been
Just now, a
in bad
war preparations or something else, but everything
it seems they
stores in the
[Are there no healers?]
"magic ores" you need to
At the moment, all of the capable healers
the only ones available right
greenhorns!!!]
[What did you say...!?]
be a serious situation...and they've completely
was there.
If there are emergency supplies in the castle,
them out!'....
Although I have them...what should I
[Oi, mister! Mister!!!]
decided to
do this, it's not like
of myself would perhaps would prove my innocence in
not
lives is a natural thing
admit, I
that compassion is not for
something good may happen for
is it? I'm busy right now! The investigation
yet. For a while, you'll
It's about this, you
took out medicine from a pocket. (Or from their
out.)
[...? Ah, what's this?]
It's of excellent quality!
applying on
you be
medicine?]
did my setting (story of a
go.
completely treated like a
with the
Well putting that aside...
matter right? Please try using it. How many do
need?]
were injured
young soldier-san, that had come to report the situation, was
at me with suspicion.
you medicine...if it
leave the room! We're going
But, captain...that's a
going! Hurry
that, the bearded soldier-san who was called
taken out and took
we never had a proper talk with each other, I
trust in me.
be a good person, just like his appearance.
that he
[Is it over now?]
Gobuta-kun who was asking. He had been silent
interrogation, only
my claims.
yet, but well...let's
[Roger that!]
we waited in a completely
that were coming
few would stare at us
had spent 1
was practicing my control over spider threads
of the returning captain and his
what I was doing, I
there. This
be an amazing fellow!
[You saved us! Thanks.]
said thanks
him, was a group of
heard you were the one who gave the medicine! Thank
I was on the verge of losing an
work anymore...really, thank you!!!]
[....]
were all expressing their
left...why wasn't he
properly received
had all finished what they came to say
left already.
the sun was already
darker outside.
I shared another
hide anything from him.
the previous disastrous incident, turned out
that were part of this country's
talented individuals, but were quite
their troublemaking.
holding anything back, the captain had laughingly said,
teach them
me, that while it was already
wrong in particular, but taking
there
us.
found out that a
really, it was understandable. Making a complaint saying, I
soiled underwear!', would
embarrassing.
return, I also told him of our
reviving the goblin village, we
wanted
village, and so on.
captain had listened attentively throughout
our situation,
sorts of things.
sides, having to constantly
like that,
The next day.
were still staying at the
borrowing the resting room. He must still be
need sleep, I was already out in the backyard,
of the guards training. Some were practicing
like logs), others were
the rest were working out
watching from
in the situation before me, I simulated in my mind,
various demons I have used Predation on,
just like
Great Sage in this way was alright?
could be described as like pearls before
it couldn't be helped since it was interesting. There
no problem at all.
the simulation: overwhelming victory by the
a
the bat
vs 1 situation, the conditions were too favorable
a group battle, with 5~6