Fall For My Ex's Mafia Father

“Kent doesn’t use this place anymore,” she says, “but I organized it a while ago. I thought it was better like this than everything just in boxes. This way if he needs to look through anything, he’s got a place to sit.”

“He’s lucky to have your help,” I murmur, looking around.

“That’s all old family stuff,” Fiona says, waving her hand at the far wall, “but this,” she leads me over to a corner with stacks of magazines and VHS tapes. “This is what I wanted to show you.”

Fiona picks up a stack of magazines and plops them in my hand. I glance at them, curious, and then realize that they’re all Playboys. I gasp and almost drop them, eliciting another laugh from Fiona.

“You see what I mean, baby Fay?” she says, adding another bunch to the stack in my hand. “You’re just a little too uptight about this sort of thing,” she says. “It’s just sex. I thought if you came down here, explored a little,” she raises a suggestive eyebrow at me, “that maybe you’d get a little…inspiration. For you and Daniel.”

My mouth falls open in surprise. Is that what Fiona thinks our problem is? I have to stop myself from laughing.

“Um, thank you,” I say, blushing again, “but –“

“No buts!” she says, taking me by the shoulders and settling me into the leather chair. “Listen, I’m going to leave you down here by yourself, so just go ahead and explore,” she says.

of VHS tapes up there,” she continues, gesturing towards the corner where she found the magazines, “if movies are more your thing. Stay for as long as

staring at the stack of porn in my

else to do. I flick through a couple of

to the stack of movies, laughing a little at the

Co-Eds and their Punishing

Street Skanks in 3D.

the hell was this crap?

in black plastic boxes. Curious, I reach up and take one down. When I open the

and pop it in, rewinding to the start. Then I sit back

though I can see a bed in a pretty room with two windows behind it. Frowning, I lean forward. Those windows look

down on the bed, looking offscreen at the person who must have turned on the video recorder. Then, laying on her back, she slowly lets her knees drift apart, beckoning with a

my hand across my mouth when I realize that he, too, is totally naked. The man crawls onto the bed, slipping a hand beneath the woman